Patrick loves romantic comedies, and he wants a rom-com inspired anniversary. David's not a rom-com fan, but he commits to the bit.

When Alexis arranges for Moira to appear on a cooking show, Patrick and Stevie convince David to be her sous chef. Cue the wine.

Vignette. David/Patrick. Mild Holiday Themes. Starts Nice. Turns Naughty. Time Frame: Post-Series. Spoilers: General series knowledge only. Summary: Sometimes the most practical things can hold the most magic.

Double Drabble. David/Patrick. Nearly All Dialogue. Humor. Banter. Patrick Being Patrick. David Being David. Time Frame: Any post season three. Spoilers: General series knowledge only. Summary: Patrick is nothing if not prepared. But is he, really? Perhaps that is David, after all?

Drabble. David/Patrick. Mention of Patrick/Rachel. Why Do Blessings Sometimes Feel The Need To Hide So Very Well? Time Frame: Season four-ish, probably. But really any time post season-three. Spoilers: General series knowledge only. Summary: Sometimes, it's the hardest things in life that end up bringing us the best things in life.

Triple Drabble. David/Patrick. Time Frame: Post-Series. Spoilers: General Series Knowledge Only. Summary: They say you can't go home again. Apparently, they're wrong.

Quadruple Drabble. David/Patrick. Self-Worth Issues. Healing. It's A Start. And That's Enough For Now. Time Frame: Season Four, I Think. Spoilers: The Barbeque (dialogue referenced), general series knowledge. Summary: They say a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. David isn't sure about that. But a single word? Yeah, that helps.

Triple Drabble. David/Patrick. Birthday Fun. David Is Not As Snobby As He Seems. There's A Big Old Heart Beating Away In There. Time Frame: Post-Series. Spoilers: General series knowledge only. Summary: Patrick once gave David a life-changing birthday gift. And turnabout is fair play, right?

Double Drabble. David/Patrick. David Has His Priorities. Time Frame: Open, but likely post season four or so. Spoilers: General series knowledge only. Summary: Patrick has to take a solo trip. David doesn't love that. But it does have its advantages.

Double Drabble. Nearly All Dialogue. David/Patrick. Moira Rose Is Eccentric AF. Patrick Is A Brat Sometimes. But David Doesn't Actually Mind. Time Frame: Open. Spoilers: General series knowledge only. Summary: Every family has their own rules to certain games. The Rose family was no different. The games were just very unique, as Patrick was about to find out.

Drabble. David/Patrick. Patrick Loves A Nice View. And This Certainly Qualifies. Time Frame: Likely season four, but open. Spoilers: General series knowledge only. Summary: Patrick did love a beautiful vista. And Schitt's Creek certainly had plenty of them.

Drabble. David/Patrick. David Is Actually A Very Private Person. Patrick Is Actually Less So. Time Frame: Season five. Spoilers: "Cabaret," general series knowledge. Summary: To most, David Rose seems dramatic. While Patrick Brewer does not. But everyone knows appearances can be deceiving.

Drabble. David/Patrick. Patrick Focus. Time Frame: Season five. Spoilers: "Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose", general series knowledge. Summary: There are many kinds of treasures in this world. Patrick had a taste of some of the best of them last Christmas. And this year, David will get another type.

Drabble. David/Patrick. Patrick Focus. Time Frame: Season four-ish. Spoilers: General series knowledge only. Summary: It was one of those stupid questions guys asked. Patrick never had an answer. Until now.

Drabble. David/Patrick. Patrick Focus. Exploration. Innuendo. Clean Smut. No Really. Again. Not Sorry. Time Frame: Any time post cohabitation. Spoilers: General series knowledge only. Summary: Patrick never understood David's clothes – until he did.

Drabble. David/Patrick. David Focus. Time Frame: Season Four. Spoilers: "Open Mic," general series knowledge. Summary: It's the simple things you treasure. Even if you're David Rose.

Drabble. David/Patrick. Patrick Focus. Socialization. Realizations. Time Frame: Probably late/after season three and into early season four. Spoilers: "The Barbeque," general series knowledge. Summary: Patrick had always walked the straight and narrow path. Until he didn't.

Double Drabble. David/Patrick. Wimpy Hurt/Comfort. Caring David. Time Frame: Open. Spoilers: None. Summary: David doesn't get a lot of credit for a lot of things. But Patrick has first-hand experience with how caring he is. And he's thankful for that every day – but especially today.

Triple Drabble. David/Patrick. Banter. Time Frame: After season four. Probably quite a ways after season four in my mind. Like, middle age. Spoilers: None/general series knowledge only. Summary: The one where Patrick tricks David into new habits, and David lets him. Because training really is very personal, thanks.

Double Drabble. David/Patrick. Patrick Focus. Missing Scene. Time Frame: End of Season Four. Spoilers: Takes place during "Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose," but no specific spoilers. Summary: Patrick's contribution to the holiday party.

Drabble. David/Patrick. Patrick Focus. Learning About Labels. And Practical Matters. Time Frame: Post-Boyfriends, Pre- Fiancés. Spoilers: None, other than what I said in the time frame slot. ;) Summary: Other than the fluttering in his stomach and chest, it was the first thing Patrick had noticed when David kissed him. He loved it then, and he still loves it now.

Quadruple Drabble. David/Patrick. Married Life. Touch of Angst. Touch of Humor. Time Frame: Post series. Spoilers: None. Summary: We all have our patterns. And when we break them, people notice. Eventually, they just might figure out why. And if we're lucky, they'll accept our reasons.

Drabble. David/Patrick. Clean Smut. No, Really. Time Frame: Shortly after whenever you believe David and Patrick became intimate. Spoilers: None. Summary: Everyone knows rookies need a little experience at the game before things come together.

Drabble. Twyla Focus. Introspective. Time Frame: Open, but post series finale due to events referenced. Spoilers: References to "Grad Night", "Single's Week", "Meet the Parents", "Happy Ending." Summary: Maslow's hierarchy of needs says that once physiologic and safety needs are met, humans are free to be fulfilled in other ways. Twyla couldn't agree more.

Vignette. David/Patrick. Reassurance. Patrick Is A Precious Boo Who Gets David. David Is As Insecure As They Come. Time Frame: Post-Series. Spoilers: Vague/General For "The Hike" & "Happy Ending". Summary: Patrick wasn't usually one for trinkets. But this was an exception. And now, all of a sudden, he knew just why he'd kept it all those years ago.