"Why do babies get the good stuff?" "Um, you are getting the good stuff." "And, what good stuff would that be?" "It's between my legs, being ignored, and I can control your life with it."
Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,139 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Savannah M., Dan P.