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TheCrazyPerson44
Basil creates an ARG alternate reality game, sending the hotel staff and guests on a scavenger hunt akin to the Amazing Race but much weirder. He then ends up arrested by police in Belgium. Then Polly and Manuel convert the hotel into a casino after Sybil and Basil foolishly leave the two of them alone for too long.
Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,611 - Published: 4/13 - Complete
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A UFO crashes near the hotel. A guest arrives promptly thereafter. Basil assumes the guest comes from space. In-progress.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10
TheCrazyPerson44
Polly is having a hard time saying farewell to her pet cat Snowball. But it visits the entire hotel as a ghost. Rated T.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Published: 6/26/2024
TheCrazyPerson44
It's Valentine's Day at Fawlty Towers. What happens? Well, disaster. As usual. But things end fairly well for a change. Sort of. T.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,146 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18/2021 - Complete
TheCrazyPerson44
A guest who looks suspiciously just like Mr. Hutchinson demands a posh dish known as Herring Under a Fur Coat. With no clue how to prepare it Polly and Manuel are sent on a wild goose chase through a grocery store while Sybil contends with her two brand new beautiful pet ducks-much to the dismay of her husband Basil.
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18/2021 - Complete
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A cringeworthy stage play is going to be performed where Manuel is the great hero who must save Polly from the evil Basil. Uh-oh. This fic is not finished yet-in progress.
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2021
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A computer is installed at Fawlty Towers. After a request by one of his guests to be assisted in figuring out how to use the new hardware and software, Basil becomes addicted to a poorly made point and click adventure game on his computer starring a green cat floating on a pancake. What could possibly go wrong? In-progress.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2021
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Sybil has a nightmare, Basil comforts her.
Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2020 - Complete
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An extended version of The Anniversary episode where Basil pulls through at the last minute and fixes their day. I was really upset watching this ep cos I really wanted them to have at least one properly romantic moments but noooo, so here's something I wrote at 4am to get it out of my system or else I'll be bitter about it for the rest of my life.
Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/23/2020 - Complete
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Basil and Sybil share a rare moment of affection before he goes to run errands. Both are a little ooc but in my head they act like this all the time VERY SHORT STORY
Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/9/2020 - Complete
TheCrazyPerson44
Manuel gives Basil a smartphone. This was a mistake for obvious reasons.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2020
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Basil and Sybil spend an evening together, in front of the television.
Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/18/2020 - Complete
TheCrazyPerson44
A new Fawlty Towers story centering around the fact Basil won the Torquay Lottery. The hotel is now finally able to be massively improved, but the twist comes in when Sybil's duck she found at a gift shop is apparently magical. Also the Major tells Basil about a certain hotel theory and Basil takes it way too literally. Sequel to my Halloween fic.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,332 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2018
FancyFilthyRichie16
Basil is sick and he decides to talk to manuel
Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2018
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A Fawlty Towers Christmas fanfic! Basil decides to use Christmas greeters and decorations to spice up the hotel, reeling in more guests. The results are strange to say the least.
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2017 - Complete
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It's Halloween at Fawlty Towers and the power goes out. Meanwhile, we're relying on Manuel to set things right? And Basil is as suspicious of everything as ever? Uh-oh, what will become of the hotel now?
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/23/2017 - Complete
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Inspired by the rumored 13th episode of the classic sitcom. Misanthropic Basil Fawlty must protect his not-so-beloved hotel from vicious robbers. He is aided by the ever-competent Polly, but his nagging wife, a confused Barcelonan waiter, and those pesky guests threaten to compromise his sanity in the midst of Fawlty Towers's greatest crisis (so far)!
Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,029 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Complete
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It's a busy weekend for Basil. He has to deal with staff-shortage, the World Cup and a rather annoying film crew making a documentary about the place. Please R and R Thanks to Iggy for Beatering.
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 9/13/2011
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Lawyers In Fawlty Towers?
Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Complete
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Could things finally be going Basil's way?
Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2010
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Are things finally going Basil's way when he buys a Laptop Computer?
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Complete
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Basil battles technology and the manic hotel owner gets a visit from the dreaded Tax man?
Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
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Fawlty Towers 25th Anniversary Hollywood Style, What could possibly go wrong?
Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
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Imagine Basil and Sibyl Fawlty in their younger years from two different worlds. How could a pair such as the talented singer, Sibyl fall for a mere bell hop such as Basil both working at the Fly By Hotel? The world may never know.
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Complete