Ilana is channeling her favorite, Rihanna, performing as a Queen in a Manhattan gay club. Lincoln comes in, bumps into Abbi, and everything starts from there.

Ilana's blind date goes wrong...ish, Abbi accidentally discovers a massive convention, and naturally can't find her way out. Ilana comes to the rescue... kinda. / No mature content, despite the title. It's a joke. Written like an episode, chapters are scenes.