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Ballyuk
Car Share: John's had a rough night with a bout of food poisoning and still feels a little under the weather on his usual morning commute. Kayleigh is not looking forward to her meeting with manager Dave Thompson after the fruit and veg fiasco. Set to the backdrop of Forever FM, somewhere between episodes 1x04 and 1x05.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,096 - Published: 7/5/2022 - Complete
Ballyuk
Just an excuse to drop in an obvious joke. Set during the work shift at the store in Car Share 1x06. John and Kayleigh obviously.
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Published: 6/14/2022 - Complete
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Nick Swainey's always been a cheerful, outgoing man, comionately helping the elderly in whatever way he can. But there's a dark side that Margaret Meldrew has problems dealing with. - One Foot in the Grave.-
Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2021 - Complete
Golden Suze
John's 40th birthday is around the corner and his mum and Nana want to make sure he has the best party ever. Kayleigh is tasked with helping to make sure this birthday surprise isn't discovered. Can she keep quiet?
Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,011 - Updated: 12/24/2019 - Published: 11/18/2019
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How long can you keep a birthday surprise a secret? John, Mandy and Steve learn that it's not that easy. In the first chapter, John doesn't make things easy for himself when a text message lands him in hot water and Kayleigh fears the worst.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,596 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2019 - Published: 7/5/2019 - Complete
Pukeeto
David Walliams. He was always the sunshine, the one who makes people laugh just with his personality. But is that how he really feels? Or what is behind this mask? Simon Cowell was trying to find out but they find themselves in a more dangerous situation..
Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/23/2019
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What happens when John finally gets Kayleigh to watch a Daniel Craig Bond film. Will Kayleigh find herself singing along to Adele's Oscar-Winning song of the same name(Skyfall)? Will she enjoy Daniel Craig's performance? Also John and Kayleigh decide to add some extra fun to their evening together.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,885 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2019 - Published: 12/31/2018
Golden Suze
Kayleigh isn't feeling herself - she has a secret, which she doesn't want to tell John but how long can she keep it from him and how will he react once he finds out.
Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,059 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/11/2019 - Published: 8/17/2018 - Complete
Golden Suze
When poor fundraising for Comic Relief shows the Supermarket is lacking in promoting the Red Nose Day merchandise. Dave Thompson organizes a week long fundraising event that throws up a few surprises and gives an annoyed Kayleigh a chance to teach Rachel a lesson when she sees her Geordie colleague won't give up pursuing John.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,134 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/9/2019 - Published: 2/16/2019
VicaliW
Follow on from Old Faces, New Beginnings
Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,760 - Published: 2/17/2019 - Complete
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A festive Car Share fanfic - John is given the task of becoming Santa for the Supermarket's Grotto. A misunderstanding then chaos ensues when Kayleigh on her day off from work brings Alfie and Chloe along to see the grotto.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,621 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/16/2018 - Published: 10/12/2018 - Complete
VicaliW
What if John never gave Kayleigh 'Car Share Buddy? What directions would their lives take?
Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,800 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2018 - Published: 10/29/2018 - Complete
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John and Kayleigh start their relationship, with a face from Johns past and new chapters in their new romance.
Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,622 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/21/2018 - Published: 6/29/2018 - Complete
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John and Kayleigh want to keep their relationship a secret but seeing as the workplace is a place where no secret can be kept for more than five minutes. How will Dave Thompson react when he finds out and also Kayleigh spends an unexpected but memorable evening at John's house.
Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,733 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/6/2018 - Published: 7/9/2018 - Complete
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Peter Kay's Car Share. First posted on AO3 10th June 2017. Post 2x04. John and Kayleigh experience new car sharing buddies, after Kayleigh has transferred to the Wigan store. However, the staff Christmas party brings them face to face for the first time since Kayleigh walked out of his car and life.
Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,867 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2018 - Complete
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Follows on from that gorgeous ending when they were on the bus together where they are making a go of things - but obviously like all relationships the course of true love never runs smoothly - there will be fights, fall outs, make-ups and make outs, drunken antics, and maybe a swear word or two - so arse clowns strap yourselves in & get knee deep in John & Kayleigh's relationship.
Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,960 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2018 - Published: 6/5/2018
Golden Suze
My first Post Car Share Finale Fanfic. This is the first of the two chapters in the fanfic. Hope you enjoy reading it.
Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,872 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2018 - Published: 6/4/2018
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John has a heart to heart with his Nana Rose. This takes place right after 2x04 and the finale. Nana is wise and gives John encouragement to write his song for Kayleigh
Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/28/2018
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Peter Kay's Car Share - My take on John and Kayleigh attending Donna and Rick's wedding. A few surprises lay in store.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,946 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/17/2018 - Published: 6/9/2018
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Peter Kay's Car Share: John and Kayleigh find it hard to move on from each other. What happens when you think it's over but it really isn't. CHAPTER 2: I've included one of my guesses for the Finale in with this latest chapter,
Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,066 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/28/2018 - Published: 4/5/2018 - Complete
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Coming soon to Nickelodeon, a brand new drama series
Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2018 - Complete
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Will John and Kayleigh be able to find a way to repair their relationship.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/22/2017 - Complete
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A second collection of 'dinnerladies' vignettes. Rated T for Twinkle and Jean, probably K overall.
Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/5/2017 - Complete
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John and Kayleigh are boyfriend and girlfriend and are not just sharing a car now. They are both happy, but like every relationship there's bound to be misunderstandings, arguments, surprises, unwanted attention from other people, and a whole lot more along the way
Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,854 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 8/13/2017
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Set A year after Kayleigh got out of John's car, What will happen when they meet a year later?
Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/31/2017
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