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As Yogurt (Mel Brooks) once said "God willing, we'll all meet again in Spaceballs II: The Search For More Money." And as Thanos (Josh Brolin) would say "Fine. I'll do it myself." So that's what I'm doing. From the farmer planet of Farmasee, Crusoe Moonwalker and his friends embark on a journey to stop the Spaceballs before General Con gets more money to make himself powerful.
Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,565 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 5/4 - Complete
BitterSweetTeller
Lone Starr, Princess Vespa, Barf, and Dot have saved the galaxy from the Spaceballs. Everyone thought that that was their last adventure together. But, years later... Lone Starr, Princess Vespa, Barf, and Dot have to team up to save the galaxy...in the biggest Spaceballs movie way imaginable. Rated K Plus for suggestive content, humor, action, and so much parody.
Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,232 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2022 - Complete
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It is foretold in Yogurt's sacred Journal of the Won'ts that a lovely and perfect young woman would rise to defeat the Spaceballs for good. But Lone Starr won't be pushed aside as the hero that easily...
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,597 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/16/2020 - Published: 3/28/2020 - Complete
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As Part 2 in the May Double Feature, Thor invites Lionel along for another sci-fi adventure with Cherry as they journey into the movie known as Mel Brooks's Spaceballs. There, they travel and meet Lone Starr, Barf, Dot Matrix, and Princess Vespa as they venture out into space for an epic adventure against the Great and Powerful: Dark Helmet, using the power of the Schwartz.
Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,187 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/10/2020 - Published: 5/8/2020 - Complete
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Merchandising! Merchandising! Where the REAL money from the movie is made! See full summary inside.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/10/2017
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Theoretical opening crawl for Spaceballs 4: The Schwarz Engorges (one-shot)
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/12/2017 - Complete
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The news reports say the notorious gangster ate himself to death. Only Vinnie, God, and a few other associates know what really happened that night. One robot gangster's confession. (Oneshot.)
Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Complete
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how the story ends after the end of the movie
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Complete
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This is my sequel to Space Balls that spoofs the Star Wars Prequel films and the expanded universe.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,158 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
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Lone Starr has a son! Will Dark Helmet get his revenge? I know I haven't put a new chapter in a while, and I probably won't for another while, because I have other stories/stuff to work on, but I definitely will get to this story eventually!
Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/13/2006
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I'm basically making fun of Star Wars Episode 1, 2, and 3 in this. Oh, by the way, it doesn't really have its own plot, its just making fun of the movies.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/25/2005 - Published: 8/28/2005
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A few years prior to the movie, Jukebox Skytripper meets CheeseCrackers Hamcheese. What's up with the badger, and where are all the Dink Dinks? DISCONTINUED
Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2005 - Published: 8/21/2005
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The Spaceballs need Melmacian hair to power their latest WMD against Druidia. Unfortuantely for them, they don't know Alf's demeanor...or Lone Starr's resolve. NOW COMPLETED.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,494 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Complete
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Basically, it takes place ten years after the movie ended. Lone Starr gains a new enemy, who resembles one of the old ones, blah blah... Can't say more, mustn't ruin the story. Should be quite funny, though... I hope XP
Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/23/2004 - Published: 8/22/2004